Britney Slithersnips speaks out about Obama

OMG! HES SO AWESOME. i mean like i was watching tv this morning watching cnn and he said JUST BELIEVE IN HOPE! WTF! do you here bush or hitler say shit like that? maybe im only 18 and this is the first time ill be voting but shuddup! i know what im doing.

i mean srsly ive been doing my own nails since i was 13 and i havnt had bubblegum stuck in my hair since i was 11. WTF i even know all about how not to get pregnant by doing anal or bjs- thats what my awesome teacher told us whos as awesome as the big O. ROTFL! hee hee ;) who needs condominiums? i bet the big O is hung too. lol :)

i emailed O and told him hes awesome and he texted me back and said ARE YOU SURE YOURE 18? i said shuddup, big O! akshully im 34d. hee hee! ROTFLMAO!

Internal memo from O to his campaign manager:

I don't care if she's 18/34d. Get rid of the bitch. She's a goddammed wigga ho. Why is it that the crackers that I despise the most are the ones who are going to vote for me?