Murder most fowl

From RWCNN*

Today four more vicious gang rapists were executed. The surviving thugs cried "Fowl!" when they saw the heads of their fellow criminals being decapitated.

* Robin's Wood Chicken News Network

But seriously, the bantam cocks are a problem as they gang rape the hens, rip their feathers out and try to pull their combs off leaving the ladies all bloody and dishevelled. We tried eating a couple of the bantam cocks but they're as tough as old boots. However the dogs love raw chicken. Right now they're busy eating the feet, heads and guts and licking the blood off the wood-stump execution block.

BTW raw chicken bones are good for dogs. Cooked chicken bones are no good for dogs as they splinter. Cooked fat is no good for dogs either but raw fat is wonderful winter fare for them. Since we started feeding our dogs only raw meat about ten years ago, they have not had any health problems.

A portrait of the survivors. Yes, I know they're awfully pretty and are a lot of fun especially when they dance around fighting each other like kick-boxers on crack but the problems that they caused outweighed the pleasure of their company. May the deceased rest in pieces.