Not quite naked underage redneck chicks

Sometimes us three dirty old men talk about other things than naked underage redneck chicks. Sometimes we talk about naked underage redneck ducks like the three Khaki Campbell ducklings that Bob from Eugene gave us.

Here is Sir Francis the mallard drake who was widowed last year when his wife flew away to join the circus and was probably shot by a duck-hunter:

















Here are the three new ducklings, April, May and June - except June is really John - who are being introduced to Sir Francis slowly as they are still underage and he's a horny old drake who makes inappropriate advances on the girls:

April, May and June

Our three new Khaki Campbell daughters who are still very shy - well they're the only virgins left in our county.

Our three new daughters arrived today

Bob and his wife drove two hours from Eugene to bring us three ducklings today. You can read all about them on her blog. It was really lovely to meet some fellow Oregonian bloggers.

Hopefully our new adopted daughters will grow up to be dutiful wives for Donald, our mallard drake, who has been miserable and lonely ever since his first wife flew away (and was probably shot by a hunter) and his second wife suddenly dropped dead one day.

I'm thinking of calling them Huey, Dewey and Louey. Yes, I know that they were Donald's nephews and those are boys names but they're cute names. Maybe we should call them Houise, Douise and Louise. They're still too young to introduce them to Donald but I'm sure he will be thrilled when he finally gets to meet them.

PS Chas just told me that we should call them April, May and June who were Daisy Duck's nieces. Trouble is that those are hard names to yell. Pet's names are supposed to end in an "eee" sound. Apparently that's gets critters attention. Maybe all critters should be called Soooeeey.