Making book on when Obama will crash

Remember that poll that said 21% of Americans are registered Republican, 30 something % Democrat and the majority, 38%, are independents? Well, obviously more than half of those independents voted for Obama.

I know why they did. I know how "independent" Americans think. It was like:

Let's give the colored guy a chance. He's nice; he's classy; he ain't ghetto. It's a good thing to do. It will blow the Eurotrash's and sand-niggers' minds. It will make our kids feel nice. We are nice. See, we're Americans. We're fun-loving chance-takers. And we love being nice. It may cost a lot because he's bound to be a profligate spendthrift but it will be fun and we'll all be happy and nice for - oh about a 100 days or so - and then we'll start scratching our heads and begin to wonder how soon we can get rid of him because he's a bit more stupid than we figured. Oh, sure he's got a good act but boy is he a dumb commie. Now let's see - when will it be a good time to throw him under the bus before he bankrupts us? We may just have to wait till he really effs up before we turn on him because we don't want to look mean and nasty. We're nice Americans. We want to be happy and we want everyone else to be happy too - as long as they don't really screw things up too badly. Obama's obviously not a child-molester so we're going to have to be patient and wait till he blows it big time in some other way. Obama was a really big experiment - bigger than JFK - mostly because we already knew that he's a commie. But he was a real nice classy nigger so we took our chances. We'll survive and thrive and, as soon as Obama is an ex-president, he will be canonized just like our other favorite charismatic but flawed "African-American" leader, MLK. And everyone will live happily ever after in the Emerald - oops - Green - er - Rainbow City. But at least our kids will be happy and nice - even if they're stuck with paying off trillions of dollars to pay for a bunch of useless feel-good crap. No one said it's easy being nice.

It's hard being nice all the time. But, unlike intellectual snobs like Neal Boortz et al who call Americans "sheeple," I'm glad that Americans are nice decent optimistic people who take chances because, in the end, it really will be okay. You'll see.