Biden: the gift that keeps on giving

Biden on Obama: “I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man.”

Translation: "He's mainstream not a ghetto niggah like Jackson and Sharpton. He can speak actual English not Ebonics. He's hygienic not a filthy gangbanger with syhilis, AIDS and needle-tracks and he almost looks like a white man not like a tail-less monkey with thick lips. It's a dream come true for those of us who want to help the darkies."

And "I've had a great relationship. In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking." That made sure that Indians will not vote for him.

That's only the beginning. Wait till I deconstruct Senator Foot-in-Mouth's idiotic pronouncements on South Africa when he was calling for the destruction of the Afrikaners in the 80s.

PS I just took a look at what the commies are saying about Biden. Of course Daily Kos (sorry but I don't do links to lefties) is already spinning his "racial gaffes" as a good thing:

Joe Biden is obviously someone who means well on race. He fought for civil rights. But occasionally, he says something politically incorrect.

I think a lot of white voters who may be suspicious, but still open to supporting, Obama can relate to this. They don't think of themselves as racists and one of the things they fear is being branded as a racist because they may say something that is not entirely politically correct.

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This is why the Biden pick is so brilliant. If Obama can pick as his VP someone who has made racially insensitive comments but clearly has a good heart on these issues, I think that sends a message to many white voters who can relate to Biden on that. I think many white voters want racial progress, they just don't want to be browbeaten about it or crucified if they say something mildly offensive.

Translation: "It's fine if you think like a white supremacist (which most of us politically correct folks do) as long as you pretend that you want to help the darkies."

Talk about mental contortions! If there was an Olympic entry for contortionists, this would take the gold medal.