Monday, January 09, 2006

The Invasion of the Bodysnatchers

Remember the pod people - aliens who took over the bodies of human beings. I know these people aren't real Americans but are they even human? None of these people look happy. They are miserable, manipulative, angry, bitter and twisted.

Update: I had to post the pics at work where I have DSL and it goes quickly but there are a few things I wanted write about these pod-people.

1. As I said to Patty in the comments below: I found one pic of Ted "The Kopechne-killer" Kennedy but it was too dirty. I had to take a shower afterwards and I didn't post it because I didn't want anyone else feeling like that.

2. Harry "The Grim Reaper" Reid is one of the worst wet-blanket spoil-sport hate-filled angry people I have ever seen. What a miserable SOB.

3. Nancy "Botox" Pelosi is not a well woman. She is probably certifiably insane anywhere else except her stomping ground, San Francisco, where she actually seems normal among the assorted fruits, nuts and vegetables who populate that city.

4. The pic of Cindy Screamin' Sheehan with Al "The Pimp of Harlem" Sharpton is almost as bad as the one of her goosing the Rev. Jesse "Jumpin' Jehosaphat" Jackson.

5. Michael "Moby Dick" Moore is of course the worst liar since Karl Marx (who invented facts to fit his misanthropic theories of envy and hatred.) This is one whale that should not only NOT be saved but should be harpooned, skinned and quartered - alive.

6. Helen "The Mealy-mouthed" Thomas - oh, some how I feel sorry for this woman - you know she became what she was because no-one wanted to play with her.

7. John "The Fifth Columnist" Kerry is such a sad sack. What a snivelling weasel. But I sure liked the pic of him getting a soccer ball in the back of his head - pity it wasn't a cricket ball (very hard - I got a broken jaw from a cricket ball.)

8. Is the pic of Hitlery Clinton one that was taken when she found Monica on her knees in the Oval Office or the look on her face when she saw Billy's infamous willy with "the distinguishing mark?"

9. Barbara "Partial Birth Abortion Bitch" Boxer is almost worse than Pelosi - another lying amoral opportunist from San Francisco.

WARNING! Do not scroll down to the bottom pic if you are under 18 or easily offended.